We have a problem … a consistent, disgusting problem. We have a "serial picker" in the house. We first discovered the problem about 6 months ago when we noticed multiple walls each with a giant booger. At the time, we investigated the incident with our only two suspects … Juliet and Lillie. Each was interrogated but a confession wasn't obtained. Unfortunately, the search proved fruitless and the case went cold.
The serial picker then went underground for a few months with no traces of crime popping up. Then this week … boogers … on the wall … big green boogers taunting us again. The suspects are tough as they are both tight-lipped in their denials. We don't know if it's a conspiracy and they're both in on it or if it's a one-man job, but we cannot shake a confession.
In fact, they are now even implicating others … with Shanna (who doesn't walk or crawl) and Xue Feng (our housekeeper) being the latest to be accused by the suspects. We can only imagine how that would go if we called Scott's administrative assistant to help with translation. "Hello yes, can you please call Xue Feng and ask her if she's been picking big, nasty boogers and then smearing them on the walls?" We suspect we'd be looking for a new housekeeper.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Pick, pick, pick
Posted by Scott, Annie, Juliet and Lillie at 11:24 AM
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- After having lived our entire lives in Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, and Texas, there's really only one logical place for us to move to next. Yep, that's right ... Shanghai, China. Follow along with us on our journey to the Orient as we learn Mandarin, feast on chicken feet, and experience Asia!
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I am cracking up!!! You should tell them (separately, of course) to try planting some on the back of the headboard on their bed! Then whoever's bed has them there is the culprit. I won't tell you how I know that is (was) a good spot to "stash" any late night treasures.
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